on resolutions and back fat

 i make new years resolutions.
i am not the type to make resolutions. i am leery of authority and rules and the do it because you should and everyone else is type of things. so new years resolutions seems like an obvious no go. and i think that's maybe why i do them. because it doesn't make sense that i do. do you follow me?
i know my authority issues can get confusing. ;)

anyway-- i do make them and i am hard core about them. i always keep them. and more often than not they continue on into the future... so what i pick is a big deal because that sucker is sticking around.

new years resolutions are how i found myself a vegetarian, why i have only products that aren't tested on animals in my house,  why i got serious about memory keeping and started doing this blog for reals, even why i got married in 2002. no that's a lie. but i scared you didn't i? ;)

i make very specific, line in the sand type resolutions. none of this 'i'll just do better at..." stuff.

that is certain death.

because i absolutely won't-- i will continue being who i already am because that's WAY easier than changing. so for me i build in the 'moment of truth'.

examples:
scenario 2009: i have run out of laundry detergent--- if i buy the same brand i have been it would be like me personally pouring poison in little bunnies eyes. moment of truth.

scenario 2011: i want coffee. i made an oath i wouldn't drink my coffee until i did 10 minutes of
yoga/pilates/stretching. if i drink that coffee than not only am i a weak willed liar i may as well say i am okay with backfat. backfat and i are good and i vote yes on all things backfat and arm jiggle and no tone tush related. moment of truth baby... she's brutal but she gets her stuff done. 

so that's my resolution and it's goooood. it is the only way for me. i am all or nothing.

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now luci has some thoughts she would like to share:

gather 'round children.. i have wisdom from the bath for you ....

i will use this microphone if i need to...

 this is hard for me to say... to talk about. it's very personal to me....

i would like to weigh in on this whole backfat discussion...

i laugh in the face..er.. back.. of backfat...

i spit on the notion of backfat resolutions...

i stare down at this big beautiful tummy...

and these chunker munker thighs....

at my delicious rolls of smooch-i-lusciousness...

and even at my freakishly talented big toe....

 i look at this whole package...

 and you know what i say?

you really don't know what i say?

 i say bring on the backfat... big girls you are beautiful!... :)